rabioheab:

hey so i know it’s only the first date but i feel like things are going to go well so i got your name tattooed on my ass

bettyrizz:

boy tummies (◡‿◡✿)

boy butts (◕‿◕✿)

boy legs ◕ ◡ ◕

boy lips (ノ゜ω゜)ノ

boy hair (▰˘◡˘▰)

boy chests ∩(︶▽︶)∩

boy arms (◠‿◠✿)

boy everything (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(via icantthinkofagoodurlshutup)

nayx:

what the FUCK is the moon.  i say we nuke it

(via clubpenguln)

beerito:

i enjoy long romantic walks on the bitch

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stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

(via lewuis)

vvenis:

*sticks my hand in your chip bag* can i have one

(Source: coolruby64, via f0rever-me-and-you)

Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you

(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory, via yolo-sweg69)

likeslothstoflames:

hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us

(via hmunarry)

frosteethesnowman:

tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie

(Source: kitteecat, via yolo-sweg69)

koxix:

getting ready to study for my AP test

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